Fez Carpet Salesman When he calmly asked if we would like to see his shop and the view from the roof, I thought "Hmmm... carpet scam?". This guy turned out to be awesome and I totally belived him when he said he sold high-end carpets direct to Bloomingdales. It was not so much a carpet shop as a carpet PALACE! It was clear we would not be buying a $50k carpet that day, but the roof view was really nice.